YOUR WEEK AHEAD: HOROSCOPE FOR MANAGERS

Aries: Mars is in your inbox. You will feel the urge to call a "quick meeting". Remember that "quick" is a promise that your team has learned not to believe.

Taurus: A project will go well this week. Take care to say "the team did it" and not "I did it". The stars are listening, and so is Priya from accounts.

Gemini: You will have two opposite opinions today. Both will be delivered with total confidence, usually in the same meeting.

Cancer: Someone will ask you for feedback. The planets advise that "interesting approach" is not feedback. It is a polite delay.

Leo: You will have a brilliant idea on Thursday. It is the same idea that your colleague had on Monday. Be generous and let him believe it was his.

Virgo: The week is full of details. Neptune warns you against sending an email with the subject "Urgent" about something that is not. Saturn has a long memory, and so has the department.

Lucky colour: the grey of a meeting room carpet. Lucky number: whichever is highest in the budget.

Fiction note: All people, places and events in this text are fictional.