Ollie: Jess, quick question. Can I borrow your car this weekend?
Jess: My car? Ollie, I need to tell you something.
Ollie: Is it the car? It's only for two days.
Jess: This month you've borrowed my charger, my bike, my camera and my favourite book. I haven't seen any of them again.
Ollie: I've returned the book!
Jess: You returned a different book.
Ollie: Well, it was the same author.
Jess: Ollie. I like helping you, but I feel like a free shop.
Ollie: Wow. I had no idea. I'm sorry, really. I'll bring everything back tomorrow.
Jess: Thank you. And the car answer is no.
Ollie: Fair. Can I at least say something? Next to your door there's an umbrella.
Jess: Yes, the blue one. It's lovely.
Ollie: It's mine. You borrowed it in 2019.
Jess: ...Oh.
Ollie: Perhaps we should both check our shelves.
Jess: Perhaps we should.
Fiction note: All people, places and events in this dialogue are fictional.