Kim: Sam, we need to talk about the kitchen.
Sam: Is this about the dishes again?
Kim: Yes. There are eight plates in the sink. They are from Monday.
Sam: I was busy. I had two exams this week.
Kim: I had a presentation, and I still washed my plates every day.
Sam: Fine, but you use more plates than me. You eat four meals a day!
Kim: That's not true. I eat three, and I cook for both of us on Sundays.
Sam: Hmm, that's fair. So what do you suggest?
Kim: A simple system. You wash up on odd days, I wash up on even days.
Sam: And Sundays?
Kim: On Sundays we use paper plates and order pizza.
Sam: Now you're talking. Deal.
Kim: And please don't hide dirty pans in the oven again!
Sam: That was only one time!
Kim: It was a month.
Sam: I hid them well.
Fiction note: All people, places and events in this dialogue are fictional.